An ad clipped from a Makai tabloid: Kurama (TM) actually comes in three handy forms. Why settle for one man when you can have two and a pet? Human Kurama (Minamino Shuuichi): Tall. Red hair, emerald eyes. Seductive voice. Gentle, thoughtful, compassionate, will make you not just a cup of tea but a full sit-down dinner when you're upset. Sociable, chatty, makes friends easily. Breaks the ice at parties! Youko Kurama: Even taller. Platinum hair, ears and tail. Golden eyes. Seductive voice. Comes complete with form-fitting white tunic and leggings. Cruel, cold personality, ideal for days when you're in a kinky mood. Reputed to be sexually insatiable, creative user of tentacle plants! Show him off and get the neighbors talking. Breaks the ice at parties! Kitsune Kurama: Small, compact, easily explained to parents as a household pet! Fits in many places other Kuramas can't! Comes covered in luxurious silver fur, has four--count 'em, four!--fluffy tails. Cuddly.* Wear him as a muff, use him as a pillow! Breaks the ice at parties! BUT WAIT! Buy NOW and we'll also send you: Psycho Kurama: Courtesy of the talented Arina Toshimi, we can offer this addition to your collection FREE! Looks just like Human Kurama, but is obsessive, compulsive and insanely jealous of anything that exists on the same planet as Hiei. Watch his wacky antics as he plots, schemes and stalks. Kills the guests at parties! * The authors assume no responsibility for injuries incurred while attempting to cuddle Kitsune Kurama. |
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